Doesn’t know Jack about camping.

So I read that Jack Nicholson says he wants to get away from it all and take the rest of his life off from acting to get himself in better shape and get rid of his “man boobs” which are bigger than the boobs othe women he is being photographed with. A good thought but I am still curious about what that entails should he choose to go camping what would Jack do if his RV broke, where would he take it to get Link To Copy: rv repair work done. Would he take a boat like Tiger Woods did to get away from the media and the world in general. How about doing what George Clooney and Johnny Depp did and move to Italy or France where everyone seems to be famous which means no one is famous when you really think about it. This is beginning to sound like a Dr. Seuse book.

WTH=Bill Kaulitz

I was surfing the web an came across something that I can honestly say epitomizes the acronym WTH. SO can someone please explain to me why an eleven year old boy can sing “It’s raining men”, and quite badly I might say, and be cheered. Oh wait!!!! I just realized that the audience is full of 50 year old men and almost half of them are masturbating while this kids is singing. The saddest part isn’t even that, it is how this kid looks now that is scary. The interesting part of this is that there are thousands of girls in Germany who will fight to the death to say that, Bill Kaulitz is not gay. Well if he is not he is on his way there.

Lookin’….not so good.

So I was on a website the other day where they were poking fun at some celebrities who had plastic surgery done and hadn’t gotten what they had asked for. The one that really surprised me was Macaula Culkin as I always thought that it was not a bad face lift that made him look that way that he does, I thought he was stoned. Turns out his face lift looks like it was done with a box cutter because he did not check out the background of his doctor. If he had, he might look better than he does, or at least better than Catherine O’Hara. Her lips look like they could carry her away at any moment.

Not My Disney

So one of the three channels my family gets is DXD through Disney. I figured that since it was Disney it would be something safe for the boys to watch as I have pretty well banned Cartoon Network from the TV. The show that my son wants to watch is one called “Kick Buttowski” and from that I should have known that this just simply was not my Disney any more. Where did Donald and Mickey go? You don’t even see any short films with Goofy and Pluto and Minnie. After voicing this opinion to my kids I was immediately told by my ten year old that if I wanted those type of shows I would need to get the “Kiddie Disney” . Turns out there are three other channels for Disney, but none of them are the Disney that I remember.

Casts are not fun.

I remember when I was in high school it was the coolest thing to get a cast. I guaranteed that you got to leave class early and that someone else could go with you to carry your books. Being 39 years old and getting a cast is not as cool. All of of this sitting around and doing nothing makes me think I am going to have to invest in treatment for hemorrhoids when everything is said and done. Not being able to get up and move around much is not good for any part of your body. I can only imagine how out of shape I am going to be when I finally get this thing off. I daydream that the doctor will take the cast off next week and give me a lighter and smaller one. My wife thinks this is a pipe dream since the cast has only been on about 2 weeks. I just hope when I finally do get it off that I can walk normal and don’t have to go through a bunch of physical therapy.

Survivor

Wow! This is going to be a fun season! It’s nice to already know everyone at the beginning. My favs are JT, Colby, and Stephanie. I am amazed at how the heroes are fighting. Hello? What happened to the team work they had the first few days? I think Cirie cut her own throat last night. Why keep her around if she can’t do puzzles and isn’t in good shape? You would think she would have learned not to go with Amanda last time, but we’ll see how it goes. I would love to see the tribes mixed up! I just really hope the Hero’s win something. Maybe the next challenge won’t have a puzzle. I also wanted the Villian’s to have to build their own good shelter before they got a tarp. That was a huge bummer for me to see them get the easy fix. The Hero’s shelter looks so good with all their woven leaves to help block out wind and rain.

Rob sure brought that win for his team and I’m glad he was okay. So far I have liked Rob more this season than I have in his others (so far). Russell will probably try to get rid of him soon – he needs the spotlight and didn’t like how Rob takes it from him.

Goofball…

Is it just me or do people seem to be getting more mentally ill? It seems like you never know when someone is going to go off the deep end and pull a gun. It seems to be happening more and more in the workplace. I have a colleague that just plain makes me nervous. I am not talking about someone who is so anal you wish they would get some colon cleansing pills. What I mean is a guy who is just beyond understanding in terms of his social skills and the comments that come out of his mouth. This guy has no qualms about saying offensive things in the middle of staff meetings and disregarding office policies. He refuses to participate in office events like birthday celebrations or for the holidays. When he needs to say something to people he sends emails despite sitting right next the person he needs to talk to. I am just hoping he decides to go back into retirement quickly and leaves the office without incident.

Theme nights?

Like movie night, spaghetti night, 80’s night or something like that? We do. It started with movie and pizza night and has since expanded. We do themes for holidays and just for fun. Sometimes I slack and we don’t do anything for weeks or months but I find we have more fun when I just decide to do something rather than having strict nights we do themed nights on, if that makes any sense. We used to do waffle Wednesday (or sometimes pancakes), but we don’t do that one as much anymore. I’ve also heard of Taco Tuesday. When our older son was little we had “brownie Tuesday’s”. This was the day where we baked brownies and had hot fudge brownie sundaes for dessert.